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ZUPOW© is Evan's mediocre attempt at web programming.


This is me and the MathCounts "gang" (mob) at the district contest. We got 4th.

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This is my house on July 3, 2002.



This is my TI-86, my pride and joy

I kinda did a little updating. Tell me what you think at school or wherever.

POST! READ!

Yeah, I added a forum of sorts up above to kinda replace the guestbook after some flamer posted something stupid.

I will probably remake the general appearance of Zupow as soon as I get a copy of some software stuff from Mitch.

The Links

Blyry is down
Alex's
GIFWorks
Google
Norris Schools
NE Prep Report
My other site
Dilbert
Oxymorons
FBI
Hotmail


We're coming for you, Osama.

Wisdom from Evan Egger
When the war in the middle east is over, the Arabic language will be spoken only in hell.

A parable by Evan Egger
Two bulls were talking. One bull said, "I'm afraid of change." The other bull said, "Get over it." Later that day, they were both ground into hamburgers and served at a picnic.

Wisdom from some dude I don't know
It is better to be p***ed off then to be p***ed on.


I want one of these.


FAQ!


These are a few questions I am commonly asked along with the answers.

Q: Is there a god?
A: Yes, and he's not Allah.

Q: Did OJ Simpson do it?
A: Of course not!

Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: To live long and prosper.

Q: When will people realize capitalism doesn't work?
A: That's what I asked until I joined the Montana Militia.

Q: Do praying mantises burp?
A: Yes, if they run with their mouths open. That forms huge pockets of air in their thoraxes, boraxes, and picaxes. That air has to go some place.

Q: How many hordes could the Mongols board if the Mongol Hordes got bored?
A: 5

Q: Do the French have a word for victory?
A: Yes, it's just in English.

I hope that covers it. If you can think of any more questions, ask.

Sorry about some unfulfilled promises. I am recently "kicked off" computers. I will still update this site near daily.

CHAT ROOM RULES!

I added a chat room to this site. It only allows 10 users at a time (like there's ever that many). The following are rules: NO FLOODING, CUSSING, OR SLAMMING! ALSO, DON'T USE IT AT SCHOOL! IF I FIND OUT, THE CHAT ROOM IS SHUT DOWN UNTIL I RECEIVE A FORMAL APOLOGY! Also, I ask that you use the same name for every time you use the room. Yes, I will shut it down if any rules are broken.

ERROR - Chat Room Requires JAVASCRIPT!

Free Java Chat Room

I think that I added a game to this site too. I don't know how this will exactly work. Just click on the board. When you're done, come back and check out other features of this site. I don't even know how to play this, but I can't find any better. Plus,IT'S FREE!

Htmlgame ©1997-2000 Htmlgames

I got rid of the guestbook.

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380 visitors between 12/20/02 and 2/11/03

Last Updated: February 19, 2003
Today is:

days until school's out.

This is Morgan Huttes's name. It's here because he let me on the computer if I put something about him on my site.

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